By Fraser Nunn (@badknitbear)
As you may have expected, SPOILER ALERT
Hello, Bingewatchers! With Game of Thrones penultimate series making its way to our telly screens, it’s time to look back at the series and its host of iconic moments of character biting the big one. There are a lot of phenomenal deaths, so I’ve narrowed it down to named characters whose deaths were cool, emotional, satisfying or unexpected.
10: Tywin Lannister
Tywin’s death was not the coolest of deaths, but he managed to make the number 10 spot because he was killed on the bog by his son the dwarf, Tyrion. Tywin’s death was plenty satisfying for the viewer as well.
9: Walder Frey
Oh, speaking of satisfying deaths – after the events of the Red Wedding, we’ve been waiting for our good pal Walder to get his comeuppances. Thankfully, it finally came at the end of season 6 at the hand of Arya Stark as she uses her time with the many faced God to its full potential, slipping right under the noses of Frey and even Jaime Lannister. Arya feeds Frey a pie made of his own sons before slicing his throat: satisfying.
8: Red Viper (Oberyn Martell)
A far more brutal one here, we see a trial by combat between the nimble Oberyn and his adversary, the Goliath ‘The Mountain’ (Gregor Clegane). Clegane squashes his much more minute opponent, pushing his thumbs into his eyes and caving in his skull though not before Martell lands a good few hefty hits to the Mountain with his poison blade, getting vengeance for his sister who was raped and murdered by Clegane.
7: Viserys Targaryen
The brother of Daenerys, mother of Dragons, Viserys sold his sister to the Dothraki back in Season 1 with justice brought swiftly as he is ‘paid’ with the crown he was promised. Khal Drogo is more than happy to pay this price – a golden crown as was promised though, unfortunately for this Targaryen Prince, still molten.
6: Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
Season 6 episode “The Battle of the Bastards” had a pretty apt title considering it has the best fight of the series. It also has some of the best deaths which includes the emotional end of the Giants. Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun is the last remaining giant and he sacrificed himself for Jon Snow, bursting down the door to Winterfell only to be shot down by Ramsay Bolton.
5: The Red Wedding
This is maybe a bit of a cheat answer because so many died at this well named wedding, but we see at least 3 named primary characters being slaughtered, including the young wolf Robb Stark, his mother Catelyn, his wife and unborn child (Eddard) and his Wolf – the Starks faced a real battering here. The attack, orchestrated by Walder Frey (this is why we’re glad he bit the bullet in season 6) saw Robb gutted at the hands of Roose Bolton and Catelyn’s throat slit in a heartbreaking scene at an event intended to be a celebration.
4: Shireen Baratheon
Gosh, talk about heartbreaking. In a scene that’s honestly damn hard to watch, Shireen Baratheon, the young girl saved from a stony demise from Greyscale at a young age, and only child of Stannis Baratheon, is sacrificed to the Lord of Light. Man, screw the Lord of Light taking away the girl that taught Ser Davos to read. Melisande assures Stannis that sacrifice will save his troops as they march on the Boltons. But for fuck sake, the little girl we’ve all grown to love is burnt at the stake and it does nothing for the Baratheon troops or Papa Stannis – devastating.
A fan favourite is our Hodor, recently spoofed in a KFC advert, his death is used to explain how he can only say one word Hodor. Young Bran Wargs (honestly, don’t ask me to explain what that means) is in a moment in Hodor’s past (seriously don’t ask me to explain) while simultaneously in the present Wights attack. Bran warns Hodor in the past to “Hold the Door” and we see the phrase morph into the characters Catchphrase “Hodor” while he holds back the Wights. Briefly. A seriously intense moment.
2: Jon Snow
Labelled a traitor by the men of the Night’s Watch whom he commands, Jon is lured to a sign in Castle Black that says traitor and is stabbed a good few times while his former people chant “for the watch”. Little did they know, our boy Jon is a potential candidate for the Azor Ahai and is resurrected shortly after (so like, I’m not entirely sure this counts). Regardless, it’s an emotional, unexpected death.
Before I get on to the best death in the series it’s hard not to mention one of the worst, Khal Drogo. One of the Biggest guys in the series, taken out by a pillow. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely extenuating circumstances here but it’s a little funny.
1: Ramsay Bolton
Finally we’re at the number 1 choice, and it’s another Season 6 belter. Bastard Ramsay Snow, who was granted his father’s name shortly before murdering him. The man who raped and beat his wife Sansa, the man who killed Rickon Stark, the man who maimed Throne Greyjoy. The most satisfying death of the series so far, we see Ramsay torn apart by his own dogs who he swears are loyal to him. But how loyal can a starving dog be? Sansa watches as Ramsay sees justice.
So folks, are we ready for the next series? Anyone you think is getting ready to bite it this series? Feel free to let me know on Twitter @badknitbeard or in the comments below.